New York Mustang Club

Old 05-12-2010   #1
2009 NYM Lady of the Year / Joke Master
Deeznutz's Avatar
Location: Clifton Park
Posts: 1,413
Liked: 9 times
Deeznutz's Pictures
Deeznutz's latest status update: Taking 1bigmofo out for the day with his dad and lilman
Default Sperm Bank

Sperm Bank

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q. of 165, I'd like to make a donation".

The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. 20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?"

"I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"

The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."

She gets on her knees and begins to blow him.

"I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"

Deeznutz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2010   #2
Johns65's Avatar
Location: Westchester
Posts: 703
Liked: 186 times
Johns65's latest status update: Florida was fun but I'm heading back to NY!! Home sweet home :)
Default Re: Sperm Bank

1965 Mustang Convertible
Johns65 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2010   #3
Formally mr97stanggt
Location: long island
Age: 29
Posts: 2,397
Liked: 70 times
NYM Trader: 1
MR99SVTCOBRA's Pictures MR99SVTCOBRA's Garage
MR99SVTCOBRA's latest status update: car is running
Default Re: Sperm Bank


448rwhp & 415rwtq! its stock i promise tuned by mustang magic
I rev next to hybrids so they can hear me kill the environment
MR99SVTCOBRA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-12-2010   #4
bobbyoooo's Avatar
Location: nassau
Age: 28
Posts: 1,076
Liked: 12 times
bobbyoooo's Pictures bobbyoooo's Garage
bobbyoooo's latest status update: shake and bake
Default Re: Sperm Bank


2001 GT AUTO
"spending money that I don't have, to buy parts that I don't need, to impress people that I don't even know, who probably don't even care...."
bobbyoooo is offline   Reply With Quote

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Stack Racing Mustang Cold Air Intake & SCT 4-Bank Chip Combo (89-93 5.0L) AMProducts American Muscle 0 04-30-2010 12:47 PM
SCT 4 bank Chip & Stock Auto Transmission fro 02 GT Kmoran81 Audio, Tuners & Electronics 6 04-14-2009 11:33 AM

Share On

Posting Rules