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Old 03-18-2010   #1
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was
testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion
of the
mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very much
in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father
had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then
adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer..

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and
the husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the mail man dead on the porch.
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Just remember if god was a woman, men would be the ones who became pregnant.
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LMFAO!!! Hahahahaha!!!! Thažs a good one right there!!!
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